I asked for something “funny” and oh my that is exactly what I got. This is hilariously awful. It’s like drinking cough syrup, except it burns and is horrifically sweet. It’s really quite fascinating, I kept having one more sip because my brain simply refused to believe what my taste buds were telling it. I may have put away an entire mouthful over the course of the evening!
The oddness of this pulls it up one level from averagely bad.