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B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher

I approve of this label. The flavour, not so much.

This is seriously dark beer. It could well be the primordial stout, the stout all other stouts spring from. And for some reason, it’s really creamy. Are stouts supposed to be creamy? I’m confused.

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Bommen & Granaten

AUGH

AUGH

Oh god. Is it beer-flavoured vinegar or vinegar-flavoured beer? Why would anyone ever drink either? Who even comes up with shit? I’m trying to rinse the taste out of my mouth, and it’s not working.

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Mikkeller 黑 / Black

Oh dear god. This is 16%, sweet, coffee-flavoured, chocolaty, dark, strong, and an entirely unprecedented level of foul. Pass the water and a bucket.

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